What Cuervo Needs

My friend Alyssa (Out on a Lam) tagged me in this funny little Google search game. Basically, you type your name and the word "needs" in the Google search box and then take the first ten results (or the first ten that make any sense) and type them here for the world to read. Of course, maybe I should have known better than to do this seeing how Alyssa herself said she should have known better than to take on this challenge from another friend. And yet, I follow. Hilarity ensues.

1. Cuervo needs...to keep his job while he goes to law school (my husband barely makes time to sleep, let alone go to law school)

2. Cuervo needs...a little more work on his potty training, but he's almost there (we're no where near potty training yet)

3. Cuervo needs...to relax and let the bike do its thing (huh?!)

4. Cuervo needs...to find some new brains to steal from (this is true most days since I'm a sleep-deprived mom of a 6 month old baby)

5. Cuervo needs...a blender to make a margarita on the rocks (admit it, you thought this "need" would come up earlier in the list...me too)

6. Cuervo needs...a Cuervo margarita! (where's that darn blender?)

7. Cuervo needs...seven more titles to move into third place all-time (do we have to settle for third place?)

8. Cuervo needs...no government interference (sounds good to me)

9. Cuervo needs...around 8 to 12 years to mature (is that all?)

10. Cuervo needs...no digestion (are we still talking about margaritas?)